O, Frozen Yogurt. Why aren't you tasty?

As much as it is healthy, as much as it is trendy, as much as it is yogurt, I don't like it. As a matter of fact, I dread it. Why? Why you ask me? Come on! Don't call it yogurt if it has the texture of Ice Cream. But I can't call it Ice Cream either since it's got no taste in it (dull!). So let's just figure out a whole new name for it since I love sweet and fatty yogurt so much, I don't wanna destroy the whole kingdom of yogurt by putting this so-called healthy food in the middle. And for God's sake, for a fermented milk dessert- and to remind you, that it's not tasty as well - it costs a fortune!
So I guess here, this fro-yo is all about trend and image. Because seriously, nobody cares about fatty food. One minute they're eating fro-yos, they're eating Padang food the next.
Fuck you!